Gay Rectal Surgeon Runs Off To Puerto Vallarta For White Party

Dr. Ted Voloyiannis (also from the same state as the male nurse - Texas!) has been forced to shut down his Instagram account after posting this picture from Puerto Vallarta - he is the one with hair on his chest

My question is, why would a gay doctor want to specialize in the rectal area?

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by Anonymousreply 74January 5, 2021 7:46 AM

So people like airplanes and become flight attendants.

by Anonymousreply 1January 1, 2021 11:59 PM

Hot daddy. I bet he’s an expert at stretching hole

by Anonymousreply 2January 2, 2021 12:15 AM

After a short time, I imagine that it would get pretty monotonous staring at arseholes all day long. Most of his patients without doubt probably have flat or fat arses that he has no desire to top. Much like an OB/GYN considers staring at vaginas all day old hat after a time.

by Anonymousreply 3January 2, 2021 12:24 AM

I am LOVING this gay travel-related cancel culture!

Bring these entitled cunts down!

by Anonymousreply 4January 2, 2021 12:27 AM

It's incredibly sad to be that age but still can't miss a damn circuit party.

by Anonymousreply 5January 2, 2021 12:34 AM

[quote] Most of his patients without doubt probably have flat or fat arses that he has no desire to top

Then why is he going to a sex-fueled White Party?

by Anonymousreply 6January 2, 2021 12:35 AM

Serioulsy how stupid are these medical gays? Just don't fucking post.

by Anonymousreply 7January 2, 2021 1:19 AM

It's sad there are so many mean spirited, jealous people that have to attack somebody just because they went on a trip. Mind your own fucking business!

by Anonymousreply 8January 2, 2021 1:30 AM

[quote] It's sad there are so many mean spirited, jealous people that have to attack somebody just because they went on a trip.

If you haven't noticed - the world is in the middle of a deadly pandemic

by Anonymousreply 9January 2, 2021 1:31 AM

Probably practicing Puerto proctology!

by Anonymousreply 10January 2, 2021 1:34 AM

So anal prolapses are really a thing and not a DL legend?

Either way, he's definitely a Datalounger, right?

by Anonymousreply 11January 2, 2021 1:36 AM

practices like his are boutique businesses now, they treat gay patients who want elective tightening of their anus, bleaching, laser hemorrhoid removal, and of course, treatment of STDs in the anal area. Most of them are Out of Network, so you pay up front. They’re not treating your incontinent 93 year old grandfather.

by Anonymousreply 14January 2, 2021 1:40 AM

Why would any gay man want a " elective tightening of their anus"

by Anonymousreply 15January 2, 2021 1:41 AM

Exercising such poor judgment is an alarming characteristic in a medical professional. The mutation of the virus first detected in the UK has been detected in Florida and California, this is not the time to play games. We can party for realz when the plague leaves our land.

by Anonymousreply 16January 2, 2021 1:43 AM

[quote]Mind your own fucking business!

Not while your fucking business is contagious I won't. Go fuck yourself you moronic entitled cunt.

by Anonymousreply 17January 2, 2021 1:44 AM

It's unbelievable how many little, paranoid nervous nellies there are on this site that seem to think they have a right to impose their paranoia on others.

by Anonymousreply 18January 2, 2021 1:48 AM

[quote] impose their paranoia on others.

R18 - California is about to start to RATION care - only the strong will get treatment and those more sicker will be sacrificed

So tell me, how is THAT paranoia?

by Anonymousreply 19January 2, 2021 1:50 AM

[quote] My question is, why would a gay doctor want to specialize in the rectal area?

Same reason straight men become OBGYNs. To look at pussies.

by Anonymousreply 20January 2, 2021 1:55 AM

[quote]why would a gay doctor want to specialize in the rectal area?

It’s always best to stick with what you know, OP

by Anonymousreply 21January 2, 2021 1:57 AM

You’re a bit late, R22.

I think he’s already fucked himself.

by Anonymousreply 23January 2, 2021 2:03 AM

He just had a temporary prolapse of common sense.

by Anonymousreply 24January 2, 2021 2:04 AM

He needs to test negative, quarantine for 2 weeks and then and only then can he sit on my face.

by Anonymousreply 25January 2, 2021 2:08 AM

The photo of him reeks of desperation to me

by Anonymousreply 26January 2, 2021 2:08 AM

Can the handsome doctor take a gander at my 'ladybugs?'

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by Anonymousreply 27January 2, 2021 2:09 AM

Is this Puerto Vallarta White Party some huge deal? I never heard of it but it seems so many gays are flocking there like its the Grand Ball.

by Anonymousreply 28January 2, 2021 2:19 AM

More power to him, tell anyone that thinks they should be able to control your life to fuck off!

by Anonymousreply 30January 2, 2021 2:25 AM

See you in your local ICU, in the hall, waiting for seven hours, R30, then in a body bag in the back of a truck, you dumb cunt.

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by Anonymousreply 31January 2, 2021 2:28 AM

R30 please enjoy as many maskless group gatherings as possible but don’t you dare seek medical care when you get sick. Your selfishness has social consequences if you tie up medical care be used of your reckless behavior. So just die

by Anonymousreply 32January 2, 2021 2:28 AM

I can't see R30. I'm assuming because he's already made his name here as an alt-right covidiot.

by Anonymousreply 33January 2, 2021 2:30 AM

Yes, I also desire to run off to a Mexican resort and party, desperately. This is not the time.

by Anonymousreply 34January 2, 2021 2:40 AM

Obviously the doctor disagrees?

by Anonymousreply 35January 2, 2021 8:33 PM

[quote] What an ass.

Which is what he does for a living

by Anonymousreply 36January 2, 2021 8:35 PM

He's too old and fat to be wearing a tiny speedo.

by Anonymousreply 37January 2, 2021 8:36 PM

[quote] He's too old and fat to be wearing a tiny speedo.

Then what should be wear? A tent?

by Anonymousreply 38January 2, 2021 8:37 PM

Look at this man with all these medical credentials, 8 days after his *first* dose of the vaccine (12 days from the second) gaying it up in PV with no masks. Why do the smartest people have the dumbest brains??? 😂 😂 😂 @CDCgov

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by Anonymousreply 40January 3, 2021 3:39 AM

Two fellow gay guys I worked with both had rectal surgery. I would be so embarrassed! "Yeah, my hole is so worn out I had to have surgery."

by Anonymousreply 41January 3, 2021 3:43 AM

[quite] Two fellow gay guys I worked with both had rectal surgery.

Why would they have rectal surgery? Did they explain why?

by Anonymousreply 42January 3, 2021 3:46 AM

I’m enrolled in an anal health research study.

I asked my very hot muscle bear daddy doctor sticking his fingers up my ass, why he got into it and he told me he did a rotation at an anal dysplasia clinic during medical school.

He thought it was interesting and wanted to help out his community (he’s gay, duh).

by Anonymousreply 43January 3, 2021 3:52 AM

Only gay men should even be allowed to be rectal surgeons and urologists and only lesbians should be allowed to be gynecologists.

by Anonymousreply 46January 3, 2021 9:53 AM

If you look at his hairline, he’s had a transplant - front hairline is too far forward compared with receded sides.

Never trust a guy with a transplant, excepting Biden who would look completely decrepit without it.

by Anonymousreply 47January 3, 2021 10:01 AM

He might also deal with patients who need a colostomy, but are gay bottoms & want to have it done in a way that preserves their ability to get fucked. Normally, they'd literally sew your ass shut. I know there's a rectal specialist in Fort Lauderdale who went into the specialty PRECISELY because he was horrified (as a young premed powerbottom) by the callous lack of concern straight surgeons had for preserving the ability of guys to get fucked after colostomy.

Moral: if you're a bottom & ever need a colostomy, RUN from any doctor who doesn't take your concerns about being able to bottom after surgery seriously.

by Anonymousreply 48January 3, 2021 10:14 AM

We praise the colorectal surgeon, misunderstood and much-maligned: slaving away in the heart of darkness, working where the sun don't shine.

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by Anonymousreply 49January 3, 2021 11:01 AM

Doctor doctor, I need a rejuvenating 🤜 🤜 🌺

by Anonymousreply 50January 3, 2021 11:10 AM

Lord. Here comes ‘Rona of the rectum.

by Anonymousreply 51January 3, 2021 11:24 AM

Jesus Christ. If your asshole is so worn and torn from a life of whoring then it's time to retire as a bottom. Not rejuvenate for more destruction.

by Anonymousreply 52January 3, 2021 11:28 AM

Well each to their own, but personally I find colostomy bags a bit of a turnoff, even if a small ass gap remains.

by Anonymousreply 53January 3, 2021 12:21 PM

I spent my life exploring, the subtle whoring that cost me too much to be free!

by Anonymousreply 54January 3, 2021 12:32 PM

R43 The first time my gay internist did a prostate exam he told me to bend over the table and drop my shorts. As he snapped the glove on and held up his hand, he said, “You know, before I was a doctor, I used to have to buy guys dinner and flowers before they’d let me do this.”

I was laughing so hard I didn’t get to enjoy it.

by Anonymousreply 55January 3, 2021 12:37 PM

Gee, erm, NEWSFLASH TO DL-ERS: Whether you're gay or straight, your asshole starts to fall apart as you get older, probably around your mid-40's, on average. It is a very difficult area to stimulate blood flow so sexually active gay men who bottom or are otherwise anally stimulated are doing themselves a favour. But yeah, it doesn't matter, as you age that area becomes more complicated.

by Anonymousreply 56January 3, 2021 12:53 PM

r42 One had to have a portion of his bowels taken out, not cancer. He has a friend that is into fisting, I suspect it had something to do with that. The other one I hated and never talked to, I only heard it was rectal surgery. Maybe it had something to do with the giant stick up his ass...

by Anonymousreply 57January 3, 2021 6:42 PM

I've said this before but why, especially if you are on older, well established MD, would you feel the need to post your life on IG? I understand if you have grown up with socials and that's really all you know or you are some low skilled twunk trying to make a buck, but this is a highly educated and I would presume, highly skilled professional. You don't need the attention - you are impressive enough (on paper), as is.

by Anonymousreply 59January 3, 2021 8:05 PM

[quote] Mind your own fucking business!

Such honest and sincere advice... from someone who is himself posting [italic]ON A GAY GOSSIP SITE.[/italic]

by Anonymousreply 60January 4, 2021 2:46 AM

This is turning into a homophobic witch hunt.

by Anonymousreply 61January 4, 2021 2:49 AM

r48 is suspiciously specific.

by Anonymousreply 62January 4, 2021 2:52 AM

r53, if a bottom with a colostomy wants to get fucked (or have sex in general, or even to go swimming), he'll just put on a mini-pad that's basically a big watertight band-aid for an hour or two.

As a bonus... his ass can be nice & clean, because there's no shit passing through it.

Honestly, fucking a guy with a good colostomy is less weird than it sounds. Mentally, it's no different than fucking a guy who had an appendectomy or gallbladder surgery a few weeks ago... just a big round band-aid.

It's not ideal, but it's not the horror some make it out to be. And... no shit inside, so tongue him freely, then fuck him like you hate him ;-)

by Anonymousreply 63January 4, 2021 9:00 AM

Are we sure there wasn’t a famous IG whore who was having an ass emergency and he went there to exclusively treat them? Maybe Sam Cushing had taken one to many fist punches and needed at little, or big TLC?

by Anonymousreply 65January 4, 2021 9:36 AM

Doctors Without Borders helps war refugees, they get accolades.

A gay rectal surgeon shows up to a circuit party, he gets derision.

For shame!

by Anonymousreply 66January 4, 2021 11:22 AM

It's scary that people who are intelligent enough to become doctors can be so fucking stupid.

by Anonymousreply 67January 4, 2021 11:24 AM

This guy is reading them for filth.

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by Anonymousreply 68January 4, 2021 11:06 PM

so let me understand this, if a gay man gets rectal surgery

are 99% of the case mostly for cosmetic reasons? Like fucked better if you are a bottom?

by Anonymousreply 69January 4, 2021 11:11 PM

I come here for the gossip, porn, bitchiness and laughs but then posters like R48 and R63 educate me. This place has everything!

by Anonymousreply 70January 4, 2021 11:22 PM

Yes, r70. It certainly has a way of rectifying all the problems we face.

by Anonymousreply 71January 5, 2021 6:04 AM

proctologists make a "shit"load of money. Insurance NOT accepted for many.

by Anonymousreply 72January 5, 2021 7:07 AM

Proctology is what kept Big Rosie Greenbaum in furs, ya bimbos!

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by Anonymousreply 73January 5, 2021 7:40 AM

Doc must be a conniesewer of buttholes.

by Anonymousreply 74January 5, 2021 7:46 AM

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